Husband (rat ke 2 baje): Mujhe neend nahi a rahi hai.
Wife: Kitchen me jao aur ja kar bartan saf kar do.
Husband: Neend main bol raha hun, pagli.
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1 cockroach ke marne se pehle apne qatil se akhri alfaaz
Mujhe mar dalo buzdil insan tum mujh se jalte ho q ke tumhari biwi tum se nahi muje se darti hai.
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Pakeezgi ki intiha
Pathan Dukandar se: Uncle, safeguard ka saabun hai?
Dukandar: G, hai.
Pathan: Hath dho kar 1 naswar ki puri dena.
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Boy: Tum bohat khubsurat ho.
Girl: Ap bhi bohat khubsurat ho.
Pas se aik admi guzra to bola: date se farigh ho kar donu apni nazrain test karwa lena.
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Sardiyaan aa gayi magar is bhar bhi shadi nahi huwi. Wohi razai aur wohi tanhai.
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Sardiyaan aa gayi magar is bhar bhi shadi nahi huwi. Wohi razai aur wohi tanhai.
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Ghazal
Ussay kehna
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Chalo! mat kehna.
Mera chakkar lage ga to me khud hi keh dun ga.
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Patient: Doctor sahib mere pait me bohat gas ho gayi hai.
Doctor: Ahista bolo agar government ne sun liya to 4 din ke liye band kar de gi.
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Larki: Dukandar se ye suit kitne ka hai.
Dukandar: 1500 ka.
Larki: Uff aur wo wala?
Dukandar: 2 dafa uff.
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Ghareeb ne Taj Mahal ki har diwar ko dekha, har minaar ko dekha, har khirki ko dekha aur bola; Allah ki kasam sachi mohabbat main kharcha bohat hai.
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Log kehte hain pyar bina zindagi nahi hoti. Par na jane mujhe aisa kyu lagta hai ke oxygen ziyada zaruri hai.
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Ghareeb ne Taj Mahal ki har diwar ko dekha, har minaar ko dekha, har khirki ko dekha aur bola; Allah ki kasam sachi mohabbat main kharcha bohat hai.
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Log kehte hain pyar bina zindagi nahi hoti. Par na jane mujhe aisa kyu lagta hai ke oxygen ziyada zaruri hai.
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