Urdu Jokes - Part 5

Aik larki ne ghalti se apna paon i-phone par rakh diya aur tutne ki awaz suni.

Larki ne rote huwe du'a mangi, Ya Allah ye jo tutne ki awaz hai ye meri tang ki ho.

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Sardi aa nahi rahi

Sardi aa chuki hai

Go garmi Go

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Maa: Beta, tumhare liye aik khobsurat larki dekhne chalna hai.
Beta: Kahan?
Maa: PTI ke dharne main.

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Ustad rozana student se: Tumhari umar main Quaid-e-Azam ne matrics kar li thi.

Student: Sir, apki umar main Bhutto phansi charh gya tha.

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Pathan: Main jitna bhi par lun lekin main wo nahi ban sakta jo main chahta hun.

Teacher: Tum kya ban'ana chahte ho?

Pathan: Lady doctor

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Sardar: Mujhe zehar chahiye.

Dukandar: Ap ke pas ijazat nama hai?

Sardar ne Nikkah nama dikhaiya.

Dukandar: Ye lo bhai jan bilkul original bottle hai.

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Aik Pathan inverview ke liye gaya.

Officer: Tum kitne bhai behan ho?

Pathan: 12

Officer: Un me tumhara konsa number hai?

Pathan: Zong ka.

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Kuch log signature aise karte hain jaisay

Pen chala ke dekh rahe hun ke chalta bhi hai ke nahi.

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Math teacher: 8 ka half kya hota?

Sardar: Depend karta hai agar ap horizontally half kro to "O" aur agar vertically karo to "3".

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Sheikh: Meri khawaish hai ke tum baray ho kar wakeel bano.

Beta: Wo q?

Sheikh: Ta ke mera walimay wala black coat tumhare kam ajaye.

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