There are three famous mills in Pakistan:
1: Sugar mill
2: Cotton mill
And the most famous mill
3: Beta tu zara bahir mill
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Ishq main jamhuriyat nahi hai warna
Dharna de de kar tujhe apna bana leta
Tahir ul Qadri ki Veena Malik ko dhamki.
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Assembly toote ya martial law lag jaye
Mere dil ki parliament ke wazeer-e-azam bus tum hi ho.
Veena Malik ka Tahir ul Qadri se izhar e yakjehti
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Suna hai miyaan aur biwi 1 ghari ke 2 piyain hain. Koi hamaray parents se bhi puche hum se kab tak one wheeling karwani hai.
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Suna hai miyaan aur biwi 1 ghari ke 2 piyain hain. Koi hamaray parents se bhi puche hum se kab tak one wheeling karwani hai.
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3 charsi taxi me bethe. Taxi wale ne taxi start kar ke band kar di aur bola, lo saab pohnch ge hain.
1st ne thanks bola. 2nd ne paisa diye aur 3rd ne thappar mara. Driver samjha isko pata chal gya lekin 3rd bola kameene itni taiz na chilaiya kar kisi din maar de ga.
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Computer science field ki larki ko kisi larkay ne chhera.
Uska ghussa aise nikla:
Oye input output
Pedaishi Error
Virus ke bachay
Excel ki corrupt file
1 click maru gi to zameen se delete ho ke qabar main install ho jaye ga.
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Aik admi samosay ke andar ka masaala kha raha tha.
Dost: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Admi: Doctor ne mujhe bahir ka khana mana kiya huwa hai.
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Mat karna ghussa hamari kisi bat ka
Ay dost
Ghussa dosti ko is tarah kha jata hai jis tara Bangali machhli ko.
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WAPDA walo, zalimo.
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