Friday, 2 January 2015

Urdu Jokes - Part 3

Jab tak zinda hain message karte rahain ge
Aur jis din na karain to samaj lena ke
Aglay din karain ge
Maar do
Maar do
Zalimo jawani main hi maar do

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Mubarak ho
Mubarak ho
Tabdeeli agayi
Garmi chali gayi aur sardi agayi

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Teacher to Pathan: Jis admi ke donu hath na hun  Us ko English me kya kehte hain?
Pathan: Hand free

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Nikah ke ba'd
Dulha molvi se:
Ap ki fees?
Molvi: Biwi ki khubsurti ke mutabiq de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupees de di'ye.
Molvi ko bara ghusa aya.
Achanak hawa se dulhan ka ghunghat uth gya
Molvi hans kar bola: Beta ye lo baqaiya 5 rupees.

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Taleem aik zewar hai aur zewar mardu par haram hai.
Isi li'ye me sochta hun mujhe parhane ka dil q nahi karta.
Azeem students ki azeem batain

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Baba: Kya karte ho?
Larka: Logu ko TV, AC, Mobile aur Music ke gunah se dur rakhta hun.
Baba: Kaise?
Larka: WAPDA main hun.
Baba: Lakh di lanat.

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Yad hain tumhain wo school ke din?
Hum kitna khelte the, batain karte the
Larrte the, hanste the, rote the
Nahi yad?
Kese yad ho ga
Hum konsa 1 sath parte the

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Wo shakhs Jannati ho ga
Jo Jannat me jaye ga
Subhanallah
Ap beshak kisi molvi se puch lo

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Son: Papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hain to phir bhi log shadi kio karte hain?
Papa: Beta, aqal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se ati hai.

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November tu phir lout aa
Ye December to munh bhi nahi dhone deta

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