Teacher: Tum ne kal school se chhuti kio ki?
Student: Sir, mehman aye huwe the.
Teacher: Oh I see.
Student: Nahin sir, oh i hondi tay main aj v na aanda.
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1 dihati aurat bank check cash karwane gayi
Bank wale ne kaha ke is par signature karo
Aurat ne pucha wo kya hota hai?
Bank wale ne kaha wo jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir main likhti ho
Aurat ne likha
Twadi chummi di pyasi Rasheeda
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Jo maza hai India ki haar main
Wo na ishq main na pyar main
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Miss: 1 taraf paisa aur 1 taraf dimagh. Kya lo gay?
Student: Paisa
Miss: Ghalat, agar main hoti to dimagh leti.
Boy: Jis ke pas jo nahi wo wohi lega.
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Biwi: Tumhain meri khoobsurati zyada achhi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhe tumhari ye mazaq wali adat achhi lagti hai.
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Aghar tum chahte ho ke koi tumhain hamesha yaad rakhe
To
Us se udhaar le kar ghayab ho jao.
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1 chiunti ki shadi hathi se huwi. Pehli rat hi hathi mar gya.
Chiunti: Wah Rabba 1 rat ka pyar mila, baki sari umar qabar khodne main.
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Police Officer Pathan se: Tum hum ko janta nahin hai. Hum Yaha ka DSP hai.
Pathan: Tum DSP hai to hum MPW hai. Tameez se bat karo warna achha nahin ho ga.
Police Officer: Sorry, sir par ye MPW kya hota hai?
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