Monday, 12 January 2015

Urdu Jokes - Part 20

Facebook par Fake ID banane walun ne bhi had hi kar di
Yar
Aj to mujhe Quaid-e-Azam ki request a gayi

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Teacher: Murghiyun ki taange chhoti kio hoti hain?
Papu: Sir, agar murghiyun ki taange lambi hoti to ande gir kar toot jate

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Kuch dinu se new Pakistan ban raha hai
2 mistri lage huwe hain Imran Khan aur Tahir ul Qadri
Baqi 5,000 mazdur hain
Dekho kab mukammal hota hai

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Son: Suraj zameen se kitna dur hai?
Father: Pata nahin.
Son: Ap ki is jahalat ki saza mujhe kal school main mile gi.

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Admi: Yaar yeh aaho kon log boltay hain?
Sardar: Jo pendu unpar jahil gawar log hote hain wo bolte hain.
Admi: Acha ap parhe likhe hain?
Sardar: Aho

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Mental hospital ke 1 room main sb pagal dance kar rahe the ke 1 pagal chup tha. Doctor ne samjha ke ye 1 pagal theek ho gya. Pucha dance q nahin kar rahe?
Pagal bola: Bewaquf ke bache main "dulha" hun.

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal ata hai
Ke dimagh hote huwe bhi khayal dil main q ata hai?

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Girl: Kya apke pas ye kitab hai "larkiyan zaheen hoti hain"?
Shopkeeper: Baji lateefun ki kitabain barabar wali shop se milti hain.

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1st Child: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
2nd Child: Q?
1st Child: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakar lete hain.

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Baba: Kya karte ho?
Larka: Logu ko TV, AC, Mobile aur Music ke gunnah se dur rakhta hun.
Baba: Kaise?
Larka: Wapda main hun.
Baba: Lakh di lanat.

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