Bhool gaye ho ab to bilkul hi hame tum
Kya hamari yaad ke aage bhi hakumat ne container laga diye?
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2014 ki dulhan
Dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Maa betay se boli ke main jhaaru du gi to tum bolna ammi rehne do main de du ga aur is tara dulhan ko sharm aye gi.
Maa jaru dene lagi beta bola ammi aap rehne do main de du ga
Dulhan boli: Larne ki kya bat hai? ik din ap de diya karo aur ik din ammi de diya karain gi.
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Tum aise roya na karo
Altaf Hussain
Gham ke mahol main bhi puri qaum ki hansi nikal jati hai
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Papa: Beta Facebook ke bahir bhi ek duniya hai.
Beta: Oh, really Papa, phir link to send karo zara.
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Girl: Tum larke sab aik jaise kio hote ho?
Boy: Actually hum make-up nahi karte.
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Kisi ne ik shadi shuda admi se pucha ke ap shadi se pehle kya karte the. Admi ki ankhun main ansu agay aur bola "jo mera dil karta tha".
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Kisi ne ik shadi shuda admi se pucha ke ap shadi se pehle kya karte the. Admi ki ankhun main ansu agay aur bola "jo mera dil karta tha".
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1st Friend: Yar me jis larki ko chahta tha usne mujse shadi nahi ki.
2nd Friend: Tu ne use btaiya nahi ke tera abu karor pati hai?
1st Friend: Btaiya tha.
2nd Friend: To phir?
1st Friend: Phir kya hona tha, us ne abu se shadi kar li.
Pehle jan kehta tha aur ab ammi jan kehta hun
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Faqeer: 5 Rupees ka sawal hai baba.
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