Urdu jokes - Part 21

Boy: Ya habibi....will you be my jalebi?

Girl: Habibi hayya hayya...aj se tu mera bhaiya

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Larka: Tum kon si cream lagati ho?
Larki: Khush ho kar, koi bhi nahi.
Larka: To lagaiya kar na.

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Biwi: Meri sharafat dekho, main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kar li.
Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho, me ne dekh kar bhi inkar nahi kiya.

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Vote dalne ke li'ye 18 saal umar aur shadi ke li'ye 21 saal umar hona zaruri hai. Yani ke biwi sambhalna mulk sambhalne se mushkil hai.

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Admi: Sir, meri biwi ghum gayi hai.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahin.
Admi: Oh ho sorry, khushi main samaj hi nahi arahi ke kaha jaon.

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Wife: Tum to kehte thay ke shadi ke bad bhi mujhe pyar karte raho gay.
Husband: Sorry, mujhe maloom nahin tha ke tumhari shadi mujh se hi ho gi.

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Dard dilun ke kam ho jate
Agar taleemi idaare aik hafta aur band ho jate

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Larka: Tumhari zulfu se khelne ka ji chahta hai.
Larki ne wig utari aur kaha khel ke wapis de dena, subah university jana hai.

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Wo mere kanday par sar rakh kar is tarah royi
Faraz
Meri hansi nikal gayi uski naak ka bulbula dekh kar.

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