Thursday, 8 January 2015

Urdu Jokes - Part 16

Achhi wife dunya ke har kone main mil jati hai magar masla ye hai ke dunya gol hai aur kona milta hi nahin.

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Aik admi jhoot bolne ki waja se kaafi mash'hoor huwa.
Aik 80 sala buri aurat ko pata chala to woh dorti huwi ayi aur boli:
Beta tum hi duniya ke sab se jhoote admi ho na?
Admi bola: logu ki baatu ko dafa karo. Me to aap ko dekh kar heran reh gya hun ke is umar main ye hussan, ye jamal, aur ye dilkashi.
Buri aurat (sharmate huwe): Uff, ye log bhi kitne zalim hain, achhay bhalay sachay insan ko jhoota kehte hain.

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Wo apni maa se rukhsat hone ki ijazat talab kar raha tha. Maa ne aansun bhari ankhun se uski taraf dekha aur kanpati huwi awaz main kaha, ja beta Allah tujhe kamyab kare. Uski behn bhagti huwi ayi uska hath chooma aur Allah se uski kamyabi ki du'a ki. Behn se mil kar wo apne walid ki taraf mura. Walid ke chehre se preshani jhalak rahi thi, unhu ne mahabbat se uske sar par hath phera aur use gale laga kar rukhsat kiya. Darwaze par uska bhai khara ro raha tha. Usne bhai ko gale lagaiya aur Khuda Hafiz keh ke ghar se nikal gya aur kaha ke ab main kahin na kahin se burf le kar hi wapis aon ga. :(

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1 larke aur larki ki shadi huwi. Garmi bohat thi, ap yaqeen karo ke dusre din hi un ke ghar bacha huwa... salan kharab ho gya.

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Pathan rishte ke li'ye tasweer khench'wa raha tha ke peeche gadha bhi tasweer main agya. Pathan ne tasweer ke peeche likh di'ya "hum aage wala hai".

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1 faqeer ne Nawaz Sharif se kaha 1 rupee de do roti khani hai. Nawaz Sharif ne kaha 1000 dun ga lekin ye to btao ke meri hukoomat main 1 rupee ki roti kon kanjar baich raha hai.

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Sardar ko friend ne dawat pe bulaiya jab wo gya to ghar pe lock laga huwa tha aur likha the: "main ne to mazaq kiya tha". Sardar ne niche likh diya "main konsa aya tha".

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Dil main gaaliyan nikalne se bhi roza toot sakta hai.
A silent message from  WAPDA

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Baap: Teri qismat main hi fail hona likha tha is li'ye tum fail ho ge ho.
Beta: Shukar hai main ne mehnat nahin ki warna meri mehnat aise hi fazool jati.

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Larki: Agar hum na hote to larku ka kya hota?
Larka: Allah ki kasam hum sab nimazi hote aur ye jo message par raha hai molvi hota.

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