Urdu Jokes - Part 15

Gussay ka ana mard honay ki nishani hai

Magar

Gussay ko pee jana shadi shuda mard honay ki nishani hai.

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1 admi adhi rat dostu ki mehfil se uth kar ghar gaya. Dusre din aik dost ne pucha ke biwi ne kuch kaha to nahin na. Admi bola us ne kuch nahin kaha. Samne wale dant to me ne wese bhi nikalwane the.

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Patient: Doctor sahib muje koi lambi umar ka tariqa batain.

Doctor: Shadi kar lo.

Patient: Kya is se umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Doctor: Nahin yeh shoq khatam ho jaye ga.

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Sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hai?

Professor: Main ja raha hun.

Sardar: Is tara to tumhara bap bhi nahin ja sakta. Pehle matlab btao.

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Pathan: I love you.

Girl: Tameez se bat karo.

Pathan: With due respect I beg to say that I love you. Your affectionately, X.Y.Z.

Girl: I love you, too.

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Parosi: Yar tere ghar se roz hansne ki awaz ati hai. Ye khus hal zindagi ka raz kiya hai?

Admi: Meri biwi muje jutoon se marti hai. Lag jaye to wo hansti hai aur agar na lage to main hansta hun.

Bus Khuda ka shukar hai hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai.

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1 pagal ne dusre pagal se pucha ke tum kis din paida huwe?

Dusra pagal bola ke main itwar ko paida huwa tha.

Pehla pagal hans kar bola muje pagal kio bana rahe ho. Itwar ko to chhuti hoti hai.

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Teacher: Agar tum 15 dial karo to kya ho ga.

Pathan: Police ki gari ajaye gi.

Teacher: Aur agar tum 51 dial karo to phir kya ho ga?

Pathan: Phir police ki gari ulti aye gi.

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Aik elephant hospital main dakhil huwa. To dusra elephant dekhne gya to sath aik chiunti bhi ayi. Hathi ne chiunti se pucha ke tera waha kya kam hai? Chiunti ne jawab dia kya pata khoon ki zarurat par jaye.

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2 pagal chhat par so rahe the ke barish shuru ho gayi.

1st Pathan: Andar chal asman main surakh hai.

Usi wakt bijli chamki

2nd Pathan: Chal so ja welding wale bhi agay.

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