Monday, 5 January 2015

Urdu Jokes - Part 14

Teacher: Ap ke bete nay fail hone ke tamam records tore diye hain.
Father: Kamina ghar main bartan torta hai aur school main records.

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Girl: Main ap ke li'ye aag par chal sakti hun. Ap ke li'ye taizab se naha sakti hun.
Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho?
Girl: Pagal ho kya? Dhoop dekhi kitni taiz hai.

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Shohar: Ye hypnotize kya hota hai?
Biwi: Kisi ko apne control main kar ke marzi ke kam karwana.
Shohar: Chal jhooti. Usko shadi kehte hain.

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Police: Tum ne car kio churrai?
Chor: Janab car qabristan main khari thi aur main ne socha ke is ka malik mar gya hai.

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Pathan: Chalo darakhtun ko pani do.
Nokar: Janab barish ho rahi hai.
Pathan: Koi bahana nahin chale ga. Chatthri le kar jao.

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1 angraiz ko charagh mila us ne ragra to dhamaka huwa aur wo mar gya.
Nateeja: Kuch cheezain Aladdin ki nahin Mujahidin ki bhi ho sakti hain.

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1 Pathan apni bhabhi ko khoob mar raha tha. Logun ne pucha ke tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabhi achhi aurat nahin hai.
Logun ne pucha tumhain kaise pata chala?
Pathan: O yara hum jis dost se bhi puchta hai ke tum kis se phone par bat kar rahe ho to wo yehi kehta hai "teri bhabhi se".

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3G ho ya 4G...
Kamyabi to sirf G, G main he...
Sir G
Sahib G
Sarkar G
Aur sab se zaruri...
G Madam G

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(Tum aur Main)
Tum agar dil ho to main us ki darkhan hun.
Tum agar chand ho to main us ki roshni hun.
Tum agar phool ho to main us ki khusboo hun.
Tum agar pagal ho to sorry main theek hun.

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Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain chawal se pathar nahin nikal sakti.
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain tum pathar nahin chaba sakte.

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