Urdu Jokes - Part 12

1 Pathan hamesha apne mobile ke sath kenchi rakhta tha. Kisi ne pucha Khan sahib ye konsi science hai? Pathan bola, o yara kabhi kabhi call katna bhi parta hai.

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1 Pathan cycle sath le kar bhaga ja raha tha. Raste main kisi ne kaha ke Khan sahib chaye to peete jao. Pathan bola, agar itna time hota to cycle par na beth jata.

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Mithai ki dukan par aik advertisement laga huwa tha:

Aik adad mulazim ki zarurat hai jo sugar ka mariz ho.

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1 school ko aag lag gayi. School ke sab bachay dur khare hans rahe the ke chalo ab school nahin ana parega. Lekin aik bacha udas khara tha. Ustaad us ke pas ge aur kaha: beta tum naik aur mehnti student ho. Btao kio udas ho? Bacha rota huwa bola; Sir school to jal gya lekin ap zinda hain.

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Son: Papa apko 100 aur 50 rupees ke notes raste main milain to konsa note uthao ge.

Sardar: 100 ka.

Son: Isi li'ye tum par latifay bante hain. Donu uthane main maut parti hai.

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Hello yar muje tum se zarori bat karni hai is bat ka zikar kisi se na karna please. Muje 3 hazar rupees ki zarorat hai main ne kabi tumse kuch nahi manga aur muje pata hai ke tum na nahin karo ge aur muje pata hai ke tumhare pas paise bhi hain.

1 Pathan ATM machine se keh raha tha.

Tumhare hosh kio urr ge?

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Aik larka imtihan hall main dusre larke se kehta hai. O yar koi extra pen hai. Dusra larka bola; mere pas to aik hi hai. Pehle bola; han de do, muje aik hi ki zarurat hai.

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Kisi danishwar ne sach kaha hai ke zindagi 2 din ki hai.

Saturday and Sunday

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Bap: Baita! tum har wakt kan kio pakarte ho?

Baita: Abu ji, ap ne to kaha tha na ke school ka kam ghar par kiya karo.

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Larka: Main ne aj bus main aik larki phansai hai.

Dost: Wo kaise, yar?

Larka: Wo bus me safar kar rahi thi lekin us ke pas ticket nahin tha aur main ne conductor ko bta dia aur yun wo phans gayi.

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