Kamal ka hosla diya hai Khuda ne hum insanu ko
Waqif hum apne agle pal se nahi aur saag puray haftay ka paka lete hain.
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2 sardarun ko 2 bombs mile.
1st sardar bola chal police ko de ate hain.
2nd sardar bola agar bomb raste main phat gya to?
1st sardar kehta hai phir hum jhoot bol denge ke 1 hi bomb mila tha.
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1 American aurat 1 Japanese aurat aur 1 Pakistani aurat kashti main ja rahi thi ke Jin agya aur bola:
Samandar main koi cheez phenko agar mene dhond li to main tumhain kha jaon ga aur agar na dhond paya to main tumhara ghulam ban jao ga.
American aurat ne memory card phenka Jin ne dhond lia aur use kha gya.
Japanese aurat ne chabi phenki Jin wo bhi dhond laya aur use bhi kha gya.
Pakistani aurat ne disprin ki goli phenki aur boli:
Chal beta ghar chal bahut kam hai.
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Is duniya main ap kitne bhi dukhi hun koin nahin dekhta.
Ap kitne bhi tension main hun koi nahin dekhtna.
Ap kitna bhi ro lo koi nahin dekhta.
Lekin agar 1 din date par chale jao to pura Mohallah dekh leta hai.
Oye tenu main uthay waikhia c.
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Aik dafa Examination Hall main aik larka dusre larke ki naqal kar raha tha aur isi tara us ne 20 sawal hal kar diye aur mazeed 10 hal karne ke liye rehte the. Us ne 21th sawal ka jawab pucha to dusra larka tang akar bola; bhai tum ne 20 sawal kar liye hain, tum pass ho jao ge. Ab bahir chale jao aur muje baqi sawal hal karne do, to naqal lagane wala larka masoomiat se bola; mehrbani kar ke baqi sawal bhi bta do kio ke main board top karna chahta hun.
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Chhota sa bacha bola: Papa! ap kisi larki ko pyar karte hain?
Chhota sa bacha bola: Papa! ap kisi larki ko pyar karte hain?
Papa: Han! tumhari maan se main pyar karta hun.
Bacha bola: Bare chalak ho, gar main chakar chala rakha hai.
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2 sardar ek darya ke kinare beth kar chamach se dahi dhal rahe the.
Pathan: Ye kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Lassi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: Haha, o pagal ke bache! log isi liye tum par lateefay banate hain. Itna lassi tumhara bap piye ga.
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Teacher: Bacho! wada karo ke kabhi girls ki taraf nahi dekho ge.
Bachay: Nahin dekhain ge.
Teacher: Wada karo ke kabhi girls ka picha nahi karo ge.
Bachay: Nahin karain ge.
Teacher: Wada karo ke kabhi girls se love nahi kroge.
Bachay: nahin karain ge.
Teacher: Wada karo ke watan par zindagi qurban karo ge.
Bachay: Kar denge kio ke aisi zindagi se mar jana behtar hai.
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1 faqeer ghar ke pas awaz laga raha tha:
Koi baba nu roti pani do.
Baba rice vi kha lenda ae.
Baba ice cream vi kha lenda ae.
Baba burger bhi kha lenda ae.
Baba sandwich bhi kha lenda ae.
Ghar ke andar say awaz ayi:
Baba juttiyan vi kha lenda ae ke nahi?
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2 Larkiyan best friends thi. Itifaq se donu ki maut ho gayi. Marne ke bad donu ki rooh mili aur 1 dusre se marne ki waja puchi. Pehli boli ke main apne shohar par bahut ziada shak karti thi ke kahin wo dusri larkiyun se to nahi milta. Yehi soch kar 1 din me ne office se jaldi ghar akar dekha ke shohar akela betha hai. Ye dekh kar main khushi se mar gayi.
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