Saturday, 21 March 2015

Urdu Jokes - Part 26

Larki doctor se: mujhe dil main bohat dard hai.
Doctor: Dard dillun ke kam ho jate main aur tum agar hum ho jate.

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Jis umar main hamare daant toot'tay the
Aj kal ke bachun ke us umar main dil toot jate hain

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1 sardar motorway par cigarette pita huwa bagh raha tha kisi ne pucha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hun ik cigarette kitne kilometer chalti hai.

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Aj kal ke logun ke blood main glucose ho ya na ho lekin attitude zarur hota hai.

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Pathan apne baazu par blade se larki ka naam likh raha tha ke achanak zor zor se ronay laga
Dost bola, pyar karta hai to rota q hai?
Pathan: Spelling ghalat ho gay hain. Tahira Shehzadi ki jaga Tahir-ul-Qadri likh diya hai.

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1 Punjabi bakriya lay kar ja raha tha.
Pathan: Kaha lay kar ja rahay ho inhain?
Punjabi: (gussay se) "school".
Pathan: Tum Punjabi hum logu ko pagal samajtay ho. Aj to itwaar hai.

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Jis ko dekha rote huwe dekha
Mujhe to ye mohabbat kisi Tissue Company ki sazish lagti hai.

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Pathan: Ye bakra kitne ka hai?
Admi: 48,000 hazar ka.
Pathan: (Hairan ho kar) touch screen wala hai kya?

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Boy: Ap ke pa'on bohat khubsoorat hain.
Girl: To main kya karun?
Boy: Kya ap ke pa'on mere bachu ke li'ye jannat ban sakte hain.

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Girl: Please mere husband  ko andar bula liji'ye.
Doctor: Ghabrao nahin, main aik sharif admi hun.
Girl: Ap samjhe nahin, bahir apki nurse akeli hai.
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