Husband was shocked to read his wife's old school report.
Very obedient and soft spoken student.
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Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.
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Marriage is a workshop where husband works and wife shops.
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Wife: Whenever we keep the money in the bags, our son steals it. I don't know what to do?
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them.
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The president of the service club asked: "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?"
The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law."
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Pupil: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
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Boss: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Young man: I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months.
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