Zindagi main 2 cheezain apna haq samajh kar laina
1: Golgappay ka pani
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Larkion ki ajeeb adat
Tayar hone ke liye parlour jana hai aur parlour jane ke liye tayar hona hai.
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5 pathanu ko 1 bike par dekh kar traffic police ne rukne ka ishara kiya. Pathan chalti bike se bola: pagal ho gya hai kya, tu kahan baithe ga?
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Girl: Kya tum meri life main chand ban'ana pasand karo gi?
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Baap: Beta is mobile ki jan chhor de, is se tuje roti nahi milne wali.
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5 pathanu ko 1 bike par dekh kar traffic police ne rukne ka ishara kiya. Pathan chalti bike se bola: pagal ho gya hai kya, tu kahan baithe ga?
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Girl: Kya tum meri life main chand ban'ana pasand karo gi?
Boy: Oh, yes of course.
Girl: To jitna dur chand hai utne dur tum bhi dafa ho jao.---
Baap: Beta is mobile ki jan chhor de, is se tuje roti nahi milne wali.
Beta: Koi bat nahi, roti pakane wali to mil jaye gi.
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Nursery ke student ne exam sheet pe susu kar diya.
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Nursery ke student ne exam sheet pe susu kar diya.
Teacher: Gadhe ye kya kiya?
Student: Miss, ap ne hi kaha tha ke jo pehle araha hai wohi karo.
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Us ne kaha bhool jao mujhe
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Us ne kaha bhool jao mujhe
Hum ne bhi message kar diya
Who are you?
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Aahista se parhain ye thora ganda SMS hai
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Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the.
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Aahista se parhain ye thora ganda SMS hai
Ek larki hoti hai
Aur
Wo gutter main gir jati hai. Kitna ganda SMS hai.---
Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the.
Husband: Jo shakhs chori karta hai wo ba'd main zarur pachh'tata hai.
Wife: Romantic mood main boli, aur ap ne jo shadi se pehle meri nindain churai thi un ke bare main kya khyal hai?
Husband: Bakwas to kar raha hun ke jo shakhs chori karta hai wo zarur pach'tata hai.
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Agar jhagra ho aur biwi chilaye to shohar ko chahi'ye ke joota uthaye
Aur
Izzat ke sath ghar se nikal jaye
Jo ap samjhe us ke li'ye himmat chahi'ye.
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