Urdu Jokes - Part 23

Mat toot ke chaho ussay aghaz-e-muhabbat main

Us ne SIM ke verification na karwai to kya karo gay?

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Positive Attitude

1 machhar kahin urh kar ja raha tha. Rastay main zor ka tofan agya. Machhar 1 darakht se lipt gya. Tofan khatam hone ke bad machhar apna paseena saaf kar ke bola: aj aghar main na hota to ye darakht bhi tofan ke sath urh jata.

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Shaadi se pehle har mard apni honay wali biwi ko bay-panah chahta hai aur shadi ke bad sirf panah chahta hai.

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Na janay kitne azeem log hain wo jo:
Okay ko (K)
Happy Birthday ko (HBD)
Get well soon ko (GWS) likh kar apna qeemti waqt bachate hain.

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Tujhe yad karte karte itne dur nikal aye hain ke
Ab pappu rikshay wala wapsi ka 2 hazar mang raha hai.

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Khof-e-biwi

Husband: Begum 1 cup chaye bana do.

Wife: Zara phir se kehna.

Husband: Main ne kaha ke 1 cup chaye ka bana dun ap ko.

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Ik pathan ne apne chemistry ke Prof. se aisa sawal pucha jise sun kar wo pagal ho gya.

Sawal tha:

Naswar ka chemical formula kya hai?

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Operation se pehle doctor ne phulun ke haar mangwaye.

Mareez ne pucha ye kis liye?

Doctor ne kaha puttar ye mera 1st operation hai. Agar kamyab huwa to mere liye warna tere liye.

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Umar Akmal to Afridi:
Bhai teri batting agayi, jaldi ja.
Afridi: Tu meri tea ka dhayan rakh, main ik minute main aya.

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Wife: Tum ne kabhi socha hai ke meri shadi kisi aur se ho jati to kya hota?
Husband: Me ne kabhi kisi ka bura nahi socha.

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