Sohnay Pakistan da sohna nazara
Ik din barish tey 10 din gara
Happy Rainy Day
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1 nojwan ne 1 buzurg se pucha:
Jab duniya fani hai to log is ke peeche kio bhagte hain?
Paisa dunya main reh jaye ga to log is ke peeche zindagi kio lutate hain?
Fani cheezun ko hasil karne ke liye dostun ko dushman kio samajhte hain?
Buzurg ne teenu sawalon ko ghor se suna phir unhun ne jaib se 1 machis ki dabbi nikali, us main se 3 teeliyan uthain, phir 2 teeliyan wapis rakhin, aur 1 teeli ko tor kar us ke 2 hisse kar diye, aur agla hissa phenk diya, pichle hisse ko thora sa nokdar banaya aur munh ke qareeb le ke dantun main phansa huwa gosht ka tukra nikalte huwe bolay:
"Mujhe kya pata."
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Girl: Meri aik aik saans par 10, 10 larke marte hain.
Pathan: To baji koi achha se "toothpaste" istimal kio nahi karti?
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Boy: Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun main, bethe bethe kahin kho jata hun main, kya yehi pyar hai?
Girl: Nahin, kanjra ae kamzori ae, drip lagwa.
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1 moti aurat doctor se: suna hai khelne se motapa kam hojata hai par mujhe koi farq nahi para.
Dr. Konsa khel khelti ho?
Moti aurat: Yassu panju aar kabutar dholi
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Dulha: Aj se tum meri zeenat ho, tabassum ho, tamana ho, arzo ho.
Dulhan sharma ke: Aj se aap bhi mere Khalid ho, Tariq ho, Usman ho, Imran ho.
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Islamabad main har jaga public bathroom bana diye ge hain aur un par likha hai:
Chhota inqilab 5 rupay aur bara inqilab 10 rupay
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Faqeer: Allah ke naam par 1 rupay do.
Dokandar: Baba kal ana.
Faqeer: Is kal kal ke chakar main is market main mere lakhun rupay phanse huwe hain.
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Admi taxi driver se: bhai speed slow karo mere 17 chhote chhote bache hain.
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