Ji karta hai ap ke pas aon
Ap ke pas aa kar ruk jaon
Na baithun na bolun
Bus apki ankhun main kinnu ka chhilka nichor kar bhag jaon
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Ache dost takiye ki tarha hote hain
Museebat main seenay se laga lo
Tanhai main sir rakh kar ro lo
Khushi main galay se laga lo
Aur gussay main Mukay vi maar lo
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Ye barish
Ye thandi hawa
Ye rim jhim aur khush gawar mosam
Hum agar dur na hote to mil kar pakoray khate
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Sunheri bat
Neki kar ke aise bhool jaya karo jaisay students question paper dekh kar muskurana bhool jate hain.
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Pathan: Race dekhte huwe bola: Inaam kis ko mile ga?
Friend: Sab se aagay wale ko.
Pathan: To peeche walay kio bhag rahe hain?
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Aakhir tu apni okaat pe aa hi gya
December
Chawla itni sardi
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Husband: Aaloo ke parathay main aaloo to nazar hi nahi arahay.
Wife: Chup kar ke khao. Kashmiri pulao main Kashmir kaha nazar ata hai.
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Pathan ne puri dunya se 1 sawal kiya ke 4 ko 5 ke beech main likh kar dikhao.
Chinese: Joke
Japanese: Impossible
USA: Wrong question
Indian: Foolish question
Pathan: Very easy. Us ne likh kar dikha diya. Look F(IV)E
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Bara mushkil hai kisi teacher se pyar karna
Dost
Love letter bheja tha, signature kar ke 3 ghaltiyan nikal di
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Father: Beti aj tumne phone par sirf 1 ghanta bat ki. Tum ne to kabhi 4 ghante se kam bat hi nahi ki.
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