Pakistani aunties sara din gheebat karne ke ba'd ye kehte huwe apni guftagu khatam karti hain:
"Choro hamain kya"
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Sardar ki biwi ne rat ko khana road par laga diya.
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Sardar ki biwi ne rat ko khana road par laga diya.
Sardar ne pucha ye kiya kiya hai?
Sardar ki biwi ne kaha ke ap ne hi kaha tha ke aj rat khana bahir khayin ge.
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Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha.
Punjabi: Ye kya hai?
Pathan: Love letter aya hai.
Punjabi: Magar ye to khali hai.
Pathan: Aj kal bol chal band hai, yar.
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Chhoti si love story
Ek Dada aur Dadi ne apni jawani ke dinu ko phir se taza karne ka socha.
Unhu ne faisla kiya ke hum phir samandar ke kinare mile gay.
Dada ready ho kar baal bana kar hath main phool le kar samandar ke kinare chale gaye. Thandi hawa main intizar karne lage.
Bohat intizar kiya lekin Dadi nahi ayi.
Dada ko bohat gussa aya. Jab ghar aye to Dadi kursi par bethi muskura rahi thi.
Dada: Tum ayi q nahi?
Dadi: Ammi ne jane nahi diya.
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Pathan ke 2 jurwa bachay huwe. Wo aik ko Peshawar aur dusre ko Karachi rakh aya.
Dost: Aisa kio kiya?
Pathan: Yar, doctor ne bola hai ke bachu main waqfa rakho.
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Hum ne us ko likha tha ke kuch milne ki tadbeer karo. Us ne likh bheja "petrol" mila to sochain ge.
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Pathan to Boss: Sir, aj hamara mood achha nahi hai. Hum aj office nahi a sakta.
Boss: Jab mera mood off hota hai to main apni biwi ko dekhta hun jis se mera mood thik ho jata hai. Tum bhi aisa hi karo.
2 ghantay bad
Pathan: Boss, hamara mood ab achha hai. Apka biwi to waqiyai ghazab ka hai.
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Jab Relation me Trust aur Smart phone main Net na ho to log game khelna shuru kar dete hain.
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Pakistan ki batting line aur Meera ki English kabhi theek nahi ho sakti.
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Ya Allah! Pakistan team ke li'ye jo kuch parha tha uska sawab Dadi, Dada, Nani, Nana ki rooh ko pohancha dain.
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Pathan khali kaghaz ko bar bar choom raha tha.
Punjabi: Ye kya hai?
Pathan: Love letter aya hai.
Punjabi: Magar ye to khali hai.
Pathan: Aj kal bol chal band hai, yar.
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Chhoti si love story
Ek Dada aur Dadi ne apni jawani ke dinu ko phir se taza karne ka socha.
Unhu ne faisla kiya ke hum phir samandar ke kinare mile gay.
Dada ready ho kar baal bana kar hath main phool le kar samandar ke kinare chale gaye. Thandi hawa main intizar karne lage.
Bohat intizar kiya lekin Dadi nahi ayi.
Dada ko bohat gussa aya. Jab ghar aye to Dadi kursi par bethi muskura rahi thi.
Dada: Tum ayi q nahi?
Dadi: Ammi ne jane nahi diya.
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Pathan ke 2 jurwa bachay huwe. Wo aik ko Peshawar aur dusre ko Karachi rakh aya.
Dost: Aisa kio kiya?
Pathan: Yar, doctor ne bola hai ke bachu main waqfa rakho.
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Hum ne us ko likha tha ke kuch milne ki tadbeer karo. Us ne likh bheja "petrol" mila to sochain ge.
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Pathan to Boss: Sir, aj hamara mood achha nahi hai. Hum aj office nahi a sakta.
Boss: Jab mera mood off hota hai to main apni biwi ko dekhta hun jis se mera mood thik ho jata hai. Tum bhi aisa hi karo.
2 ghantay bad
Pathan: Boss, hamara mood ab achha hai. Apka biwi to waqiyai ghazab ka hai.
---
Jab Relation me Trust aur Smart phone main Net na ho to log game khelna shuru kar dete hain.
---
Pakistan ki batting line aur Meera ki English kabhi theek nahi ho sakti.
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Ya Allah! Pakistan team ke li'ye jo kuch parha tha uska sawab Dadi, Dada, Nani, Nana ki rooh ko pohancha dain.
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